It's Tuesday. Zika? Dilma Rousseff? And you probably only hear about Brazil because soon, a bunch of jock douchebags are going to go there, and run and jump around like a bunch of assholes in the hope that someone will put a stupid necklace around their necks. I hate sports. Too bad. Brazil has a great musical culture. And I don't mean "Girl from Ipanema." I hate that damned song.